Expectation.
(Monday, May 07, 2007)
i am fairly disappointed at beyonce and shakira's new song. more accurately, i'm disappointed with their video most of all. what i expected to be the sluttiest music video, a little soft porn like, didn't turn up to my expectation.
firstly, the video looks way too exotic for me to find it sexy. yes, yes, i do strongly believe that there's some fetish for such genre of engrossment but for me, i might as well watch someone else's grandma give a lap dance. actually, that doesn't really work for me either but you get the idea.
when they announce that shakira the weirdo and beyonce the princess of massive thigh were gonna a song together, they managed to convince me that it's gonna automatically be on familiar grounds of sexiness. chicks with a lot of skin (mainly cleavage) doing their thang', if you know what i mean. hell, having them look like twin morons prancing about the screen doesn't fucking turn anyone on, it's as good as having a scarecrow. fuck that exotic dance shit. didn't they ban that shit last few centuries ago or soemthing?
if i were to have it my way, i'm gonna have some girl-girl kissing action going on at the beginning of the video, anything less would be catatonic. well, with an opening scene on a video like that, there's no fucking way it's not gonna score viewers. after that they can have a 1/2 hour track talking about their butthair and us blokes will still be fascinated. oh, and all fucking means, get rid of that idiotic song, it's sad, pathetic and it makes my tummy upset everytime i hear it on radio. did i mention they lyrics are shitty? even if the lyrics are of shakespeare quality, it still sounds like fart.
the lesson learnt from this whole beyonce-shakira collaboration is
- eccentric artist (shakira) should have stick with themselves and not obtrusively blend around anyone at all. they can have muthafucking tom cruise if they like. i seriously think tom-jump-around-chair-in-oprah-sick-little-shit-cruise have some vocal talents. if they are horny, the broom would help them with their heat.
- chicks that's just over a relationship (beyonce) should not be allowed into making any form of records 6 (six) months after. then go for an interview with the music board or something that regulates the industry. if they proved to be meticulously snagful or bitter, they need to be buried alive.
there's an american idol coming out everyone year, one or two missing stars won't make no difference to world.
god dammit, is it that hard to know what people wanna watch on tele?
