monday isn't all about bumming and weed...
(Monday, February 28, 2005)i went to penang today and skipped work cause i was craving for nasi kandar. nasi kandar in kl is tasteless, lousy and unreasonably expensive. pfttt. pfttttttttttttt!!!
on the whole, my whole journey back was flirting with rain. it was raining
though i was drowning in the sea of caffeine, i was plagued by double visions. like everything you see if is in
i think i'm done.
p/s - since i'm like 'famous' on the internet for my vulgar languages and profanities, i think i'll try to use some replacements for fuck. now i know using fuck is good, you don't need to think...
end of a new beginning
(Wednesday, February 23, 2005)i'm as cheerful as a pervert looking at a girl who bent down to pick up her pencil that slipped during class cause i was at a beach today, in kuantan. not for retreat, mind you, for a four-letter-word, called WORK. fascinating news, i had lunch at a beach view restaurant, spent acountable amount of time there and enjoying the angry waves hammering the beach mercilessly. strange, the waves are bigger than the common ones i see in the west side. i wished that i can take the whole day off, put on my beachwear, take a swim at the ocean, chill out with 1 crate of beer, 1 bottles of red and white wine each, a bottle of JD, cuban cigars, and some other cocktails; that would do just fine. some ice cream would be nice. (JD ice-cream...that sounds, nice!)
then i got home at 6.00.
anyway, i opened all the angpau i retrieve endlessly and painfully throughout chinese new year. for all the effort to smile and wish them asshole relatives i sincerely hate 'happy chinese new year', it wasn't modest. the sum can't even cover the dinner i had the other day. i'm like so fucked now, desperately need some cash to settle my severe credit card bills. loansharks, you're welcome to call.
by the way. Joyce (the Queen) will be updating till i'm able to continue due to heavy workloads
just married.
(Thursday, February 17, 2005)saying that i hate wedding dinners would be an understatement.
someone is actually crazy enough to invite me to his wedding dinner, my first ever invitation.
there's no bachelor party however.
that means no motherfucking stripper jumping out from big cake, no alcohol cause he's a vegetarian, no meat in that matter too, no hot chicks around cause hot chicks doesn't go wedding party, nobody to go with cause invitation says, LiEw ONLY! how thoughtful of him
i don't hate wedding parties just because of all the kangaroo & horse shit i mentioned, not because i accidentally humped the bride silly in a club two weeks ago. fact is, i haven't met the bridegroom for the last 4 fucking years. that's 1460 days. saw him a few weeks back, then
POOF!
i got the wedding invitation last night.
i strongly believe that marriage ceremony should be strictly restricted to close friends and family only. not some dude that went missing for years and didn't bother to contact you, ever. maybe he didn't really get the message. i knew i should have tell him straight on the face, dammit!
prejudice aside, i'm gonna sing the wedding toast here with my imaginary Don Perignon.
Yee Hong, you've going to be a jackass, no, seriously. may your sex be hotter than what i saw in paris hilton sex video and i sincerely wish you marriage will be as firm as the great wall of china, if ever you have difficulties, think of the love you have for her at this very minute, and don't call me, i don't really like you. i'm not joking. however, i'm honored to be invited. congratulations!
gabriel is a bloody wanker.
(Wednesday, February 16, 2005)
(for the bigger photo, please click on my Moblog.)
zoe drove me for out dinner just now and paid for it. at the IVY in asian heritage row. in fact, i MADE her pay for my food cause she's got her chinese new year quarter-month bonus today. i feel like such a whore now. john bought me in mamak dinner last week, week before it was my bro at friday's. i'm a bloody lucky lad. oh, i so need to workout.GABRIEL oh GABRIEL
i had a momentary obsession with the name. personally, i think it's a fine name. many think otherwise. EVERYONE actually. from the brief description that everyone gave me, a Gabriel wears an inch think spectacles, hides in his room trying to make jenna jameson strip dance in a game with his ps2 while wanking continuously. furthermore, he hiss instead of talk cause he thinks it's cool. basically, he's just an distorted-faced odd wanker that people doesn't like.
apparently, the name gabriel is for lame wankers. that's sad. it's a nice name. joyce asked me to use magalet (margaret) instead of gabriel. magalet is a queer name for a guy.
vin diesel is better name.
it's fresh and new
(Tuesday, February 15, 2005)all thanks to Edward a.k.a Ted, i finally got some webspace i wish i've had since forever. 20 megs. so i made an mp3 corner like isobel did to her bloggie. please DON'T HATE the songs i loaded. it'll make me feel miserable. also, PLEASE READ THE DISCLAIMER BEFORE YOU DOWNLOAD. (on the bottom right)
went to malacca on the weekend. possibly the least sleep i have there this time. malacca is a place that can make me sleep 12-15 hours a day. i call G's house a sleeping house and she's got the best guest room ever. under normal circumstances, i'll start sleeping in G's place from after lunch till dinner time. it's an amazing place. if you're in malacca, you must go to the G's house. this time i was there, i didn't sleep much, probably i'm not tired.
G bought me out for a valentine's date on sunday. since i had to fucking work on tuesday, i couldn't stay for valentine's night date. well, not that i bloody care anyways. anyway, date was all about dine and wine. the food was exellent and the wine was even better, service was ok. they weren't annoying. frankly, there's rarely anyone that i enjoy drinking with. besides, some people just annoy the shit outta me when they drink. period. we also went to watch constantine after that. never seen something that good for so long.
i kind of promise someone that i'd upload some photos here. sorry it took this long your highness but my monitor died. you know that too didn't you?
enjoy.
he's went back to his home
(Thursday, February 10, 2005)happy chinese new year, or it is lunar new year?
sorry haven't been blogging often. i had to see all my friends before chinese new year. made it compulsary to know how everyone's year is like. BECAUSE I fucking CARE. well, if you fuck up your year or life like a male lion which is shot at the penis but didn't die and he can't fuck anything for life, i don't care. basically, i just want to know how's life has been at other people's side. if i feel good that day, i'll try not to tell them how friggin' lucky i am and make them feel fugly, miserable and suicidal. so the conclusion from all the friend i met this year is - zoe's single, john's got a HOT girlfriend, jon's attached, some a lot of other nonsense that you don't really need to know. (like *** is impotent and he need viarga but his girlfriend doesn't know, xxx did it with indian machas and some dogs at the same time and jackshit like that)
the really good news is, i've finally saved enough money to buy air tickets to somewhere. a low budget backpacking type of trip that is. however, i still decided where to go yet. so far, i've shortlisted the mile long possible places that i wanna go to a few
i) rome/vatican city. always love italy more than any other country in europe. and please remember that i'm not going there for religion purposes.
ii) melbourne, australia. wine, G, beach, chicks, free accommodation.
iii) rio de janeiro, brazil. bikini paradise. period.
iv) prague. they film xXx there. bloody bad movie. what's it got to do with me going to prague, nothing. thought maybe you don't know that xXx is fimed there. well, part of that stoopid movie.
so day after tomorrow, i'm going to the airport for the ticket and i'm flying off exactly on my birthday. don't panic, if you can't reach at that time, you can start sending presents to my place now. i need an iPOD shuffle, some quiksilver shirts and a new bag. and NEW WATCH too.
sekian, terima kasih.
*bows
.grief .innocent .fear .hate
(Saturday, February 05, 2005)there have been a series of unfortunate events in 2004. arsenal's unbeaten football record, the war in middle east, the tsunami in asia, bush winning the election, and things i never bothered to remember.
as much as i love to be ignorant and poorly-informed, i can't. yesterday i managed to get in the mood for happy chinese new year, with everything red and yellow or bright-coloured in my vision, visit my blood sucking rude disrespectful cocky asshole relatives (don't get me wrong i don't really hate them), listen to their gibberish nonsense. it might sound bad but in fact, it the chinese new year spirit that matters. however while we're celebrating, we tend forget that ill-fated bunch. innocent young children's fate is doomed by a foolish war start by a senseless man, prying into iraqi's politics. to deny his lack of brain-power and politics conspiracy, george w. bush junior uses independance and humanity as a subterfuge to eloquently cloak his mark of bad judgement.
i came across these photos in the newspaper. even when it took me longer than 2 hours to find these photos, i needed to show someone about it. hopefully, it will make a difference to their life. maybe yours too.
iraqi children being treated at a scene by US soldiers after car bomb targeting an American convoy exploded, cause MINOR (???) injuries to two soldier and six children in a nearby house in Mosul on Thursday.
pictures are courtesy of APpic
all the publicity about children and women suffering in the iraq war has been kept under the shell. so much for independ-what? in the states.
best friendster testimonial.
(Thursday, February 03, 2005)andrew's friendster testimonial. lotsa of respect to the guy who wrote this.
ketuk ketuk buka pintu
nampak pempuan andrew lari dulu
kotek keras macam batu
siap botak dicukur bulu
ambik angin di tepi pantai
nampak andrew tengah bersantai
buntut ditayang terjuntai juntai
megundang perampuan tetek berantai
dapat pempuan diajak ke bilik
kotek diramas sambil dijentik
suka main style yang pelik pelik
satu yang pasti dia ni gila tetek
bapak lu bodoh tak pandai tilik
mak gua cantik mak lu tak cantik
tetek cantik tetek yang pelik
dia minat tetek yang macam betik
boya kasha wak wak
his one n only lawak
mulut dia ni mulut kerewak
serupa macam biawWWwak
tetek mak lu masak kari
jangan lupa tambah cili
nampak andrew jangan lari
kasi lepuk berkali kali
perut buncit dijilat hantu
dijialt sambil dicucuk ngan garpu
main pempuan andrew nombor satu
tetek dan nonok semua disapu
goncang goncang atas kayu
angan angan main mak U
muka dah la macam ikan puyu
all i can say is FUCK YOU!
i'm so proud to announce that i know the guy who wrote this. last time i saw him, i was infected with 90% drug and 10% stupidity. he and steph made me jump in public shouting 'i fucking won!, i muthafucking won you sohai,s. loser, pundek...'. oh that was awful. dude, you rawk! no, seriously.
