(Friday, November 17, 2006)
the British is a great establishment. if someone asks me what's so nice about the brits, it'll sound a little something like the jaguars, the infamous Queen, the even more famous once princess, union jack which you can use to style everything from roof to underwear, david beckham, victoria spice, football, the uncanny sense of humour just to name a few.
it bears so much style and eloquence, you can't help but to fancy them unless you're a fucking yankees, which you are not, i believe. the best British franchise in a movie is, but of course, Bond, JamesfuckingBond, the double oh-7 bigtime spy himself whom loyalty is only to Her Royal Highness, and looks so fucking elegant, he'll turn a nun into a sex-addict whore if he glared at her longer than a second.
the movie franchise matured from tacky gadgets into establishing the finest man on the entire cosmic, a suit-wearing, seductive tough guy. i love watching JamesfuckingBond. From the best looking grandpops alive, sean connery now they're casting daniel craig as Jamesfuckingdoubleoh7? now that is just fucked. i watched the movie last night and daniel craig is the complete anti-thesis of double-oh-seven. for one he looks like a plank. sorry, i correct myself, a plank is better looking than him.
there was this scene where he tried to look sexy to bed a chick and muthafucking hell, i broke into laughig looking at his funny face. how the fuckin' frying hell can someone look so fucking ugly be a symbol of jolly british men? so i spent 2 and a half hours watching an ugly man seducing women which fighting some villians. that was just fucking awful. the irony is, this movie actually proves that ugly tough guys can hook up with sexy chicks too if they know how to use their gun fluently (no pun intended). that's not right. ugly men are bad-asses. they rape goats in spare minutes of their lives while cutting kid's flesh to feed them back to the goats.
for the first ever time, the villian which is pretty ugly looks way better than an agent.
again, is it me or the new james bond looks like a plank?
2:42 PM
that fucking traitor
liEw, 18 and since 2002, 270lbs, 5ft, brazilian chinese russian icelander hybrid, black eyes, short black hair, racist, antisocial, semi-alcoholic, ignorant, exhales profanity, black-poetry fanatic
