(Thursday, November 23, 2006)
right, so fafat tagged me. i have to do this. actually i have no idea why i'm doing this...
Layer ONE : On the Outside
Name : Liew
Birth Date : unknown.
Current Status : staying-in with pamela anderson having hot wild kinky sex everynight. sorry, guys, i don't mean to hurt your petite feelings.
Eye color : Brownish - i think.
Hair Color: black, like my skin.
Righty or Lefty : Lefty. the smart type. all righties are fucking idiots. that's right, ALL RIGHTIES ARE FUCKING IDIOTS. sue me.
Zodiac Sign : the moutain goat. go figure.
Layer TWO : On the inside
Your Heritage: black. icelandic.
Your Fears : that people will love me more than i want them to. which always happens.
Your Weaknesses : krytonite. that big green crystal.
Your Perfect Pizza : margarita, only if they know how to make it the right way. 99% malaysians make disturbingly awful pizza. fucking wankers.
Layer THREE : Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow
Your thoughts first waking up : why the fuck am i up again?
Your Bedtime : i need to sleep i need to sleep i need to fucking sleep
Your most missed memory : staying up until morning for breakfast. then go back to sleep.
Layer FOUR : Your Pick
Pepsi or Coke : Coke, no contest. michael jackson did an ad for pepsi, look what happened to him. and britney spears too. it's cursed.
McDonald's or Burger King : Burger King. McDonald's make pussy burger, too small for my liking.
Single or group dates: Orgy, fuck the dates yo'...
Adidas or Nike: Neither, Puma's the brand. jonathan davis wears puma. he the shit.
Lipton tea or Nestea: Neither. why there so many pussy whipped questions, dammit. fucking hell.
Chocolate or vanilla: Both
Cappuccino or coffee: Coffee. Black, like me.
Layer FIVE : Do you
Smoke : for some fucked up reason, i couldn't pick up the habit. damn.
Curse : fucking hell. no, not really.
Layer SIX : In the Past Month
Drank alcohol: yes, please.
Gone to the mall: yes
Been on stage: no
Eaten sushi: yes. (i hate japanese food actually.)
Dyed your hair: nope.
Layer SEVEN: Have You Ever?
Played a stripping game: yes. why, does it bother you? does having pamela anderson around you makes you nervous?
Changed who you were to fit in: it's impossible to say no. like that time, i was hanging out with some chinese boys and them wus going all cantonese and all and i hate to like speak in fucking canto to get with them yellow boys, ya' dig?
Layer EIGHT
Age you're hoping to be married : now this is why the world makes shallow people. getting married? tsk. fuck off and die.
Layer NINE: In a Girl/Guy.
Best eye colour: Green/Blue/Grey
Best hair colour: as blonde as pamela anderson can get. if you can make it blonder, i'll love you even more.
Short or long hair: longish but a little short.
Layer TEN: What Were You Doing.
1 minute ago : doing this stupid thing. duh! are you a fucking nut?
1 hour ago : cooking for the entire family
4.5 hours ago : sleeping
1 month ago : had a drive through with some homies.
1 year ago : exchange couple of live round with the coppers.
Layer ELEVEN : Finish The Sentence
I love: having an orgy with pamela anderson, kate beckinsale and nicole kidman.
I feel: like eating bananas. a lot a lot of bananas
I hate: to juggle chainsaws in a mono-cycle while eating curry noodle. and the new james bond and everyone that loves that fugly looking monster.
I hide: some glock in my car case i need to do a drive through.
I miss: drinking kristal with a bunch of playmates.
I need: to drink 2 litres a water a day to stay healty and cool.
Layer TWELVE : Tag 5 people
1. pamela anderson
2. kate beckinsale
3. nicole kidman
4. hugh marston hefner
5. 2pac, my nigga', word.
