(Thursday, November 16, 2006)
have i ever mentioned that my sister in law gave birth to a healthy 3pointsomething pound little girl last sunday?
ok, let me get this clear, if you're giving me one of those 'awwwwww...that's nice!' expression, it's about time you fuck off. oh yes, run along...apparently we do not share a same vision on kids, before you get your whole neighbour to write me a forceful petition on why the hell is a kiddy good.
anyway, back to senseless round of self-worshipping ramblings, now a baby actually infiltrated my guardian walls. well, after i was stripped defenseless, i concluded that; 1) babies really make a lot of noise 2) babies make a lot a lot a lot of noise 3) they cry at 3 in the morning regardless of life threatening gestures from Osama Bin Laden. 4) all babies do all day long is eat and sleep and cry occasionly just for the attention.
for some crazy reasons, all the animals in the family is extremely curious about the arrival of the little one. falling far away from expectation, they don't share the atrocious enmity that i have for the kiddo. ben the great dane pops his head occasionly through the window to crave his curiousity hunger, vanessa the veteran kitty doesn't know whether to ignore her or to have a tete-a-tete with her and mr jingles the crazy humongous fluffy bad-ass kitten gets a little edgy at first but not it's as interesting watching bunch of wankers play intelligent cricket on the tele. even the cock next door came over to pay a visit. but of course we ate him.
i have to give it jin chi (kiddo's name) for leisuring them animals.
1:34 PM
that fucking traitor
liEw, 18 and since 2002, 270lbs, 5ft, brazilian chinese russian icelander hybrid, black eyes, short black hair, racist, antisocial, semi-alcoholic, ignorant, exhales profanity, black-poetry fanatic
