(Thursday, September 21, 2006)
notice that i never put a question mark on the title? it's not a question, i asked, but i don't really intend to know the answer.
i attended a photography course yesterday. photography using a fucking phone camera by Nokia. maybe to most of the ignorant people around, it's a fucking 1 day course but i think it was more like a brainwash session. they attached some devices around your eyes so you can't close them, then they show you some really gay porn genital close-up so that it'll give you nightmare, well, it was more or less equivalant. and if you're gay, i'm sorry, i can't cater for everyone that lives.
here's what you get, chunk a bunch of camera freaks into a room and brief them on the history of camera phones, the grandeur of shooting with phones instead of slr and the fun of waxing your nipple. though we know it was all painful and a mile a way from the truth, we endured the baneful hours, just because these nokia bastards were sincerely teaching us on the implementation of photography a fucking phone, AND, there's an AND, they were supposed to ditch out A FREE PHONE. it was the latest model, not that i give a fuck about the phone cause i wanted to sell it off more the monetary purposes.
given all the fucking rantings and the lack of cam-ho' photos in the beginning of the post, i'm sure even a monkey could have guess that i won jackshit. YES, infuckingdeed i won jackshit. curse the nokia marketing team! incidently, that was what we were doing to the phone due their imcompetence.
ultimately, they fed us well. so well that i felt like a japanese wagyu, nice fat and drunk so that i will not retaliate if they ever want to slaughter me, besides, i taste fantastic. being conned there is one thing but the quality of the meal servings are avant garde. i wonder if i could use the word avant garde.
12:03 PM
that fucking traitor
liEw, 18 and since 2002, 270lbs, 5ft, brazilian chinese russian icelander hybrid, black eyes, short black hair, racist, antisocial, semi-alcoholic, ignorant, exhales profanity, black-poetry fanatic
