one plus one is two. two plus two is many
(Wednesday, June 07, 2006)
i think i might have to live longer than i want to.
ultimately, dying at a young age has it's perks. for one, you'll still look
youthful by the time death swings the scythe at you. that's not exactly my
point but why die of old age and alzeimer's and a pain on everybody's ass
and everyone just so wish you could speed up your judgement day when death
can make you look more spectacular than ever. kurt kobain passed away
gracefully. hell, his album sales went up more than a double-fold after his
memorable expression-art he merely painted on the walls with his brains. and
i don't even want to mention marilyn monroe. and bruce fucking lee.
not a beautiful death compared to those who manage to gravitise themselves
on sick bed before taking the long rest. i do not take death as vitrolic as
it might seem. c'mon c'mon, if you're religious, you'll have a place
reserved in heaven specially for you with a cocktail on a white table, white
name tag with your perfectly name written in black on it. drink it up, give
St. Peters the password (i seriously doubt it's 'Open Sesame') and before
you know it, you have a halo on your head looking at Gandhi and Kennedy
playing chess while arguing about politics, which might have mattered aeons
ago. the insipid life that you own is no longer applicable. you're happy,
and it's pretty clean up there too, i heard.
if you're a true satanist. well, IF YOU ARE A TRUE SATANIST, whatever the
fuck happened to worldwide domination yesterday, you fuck?? Go to hell! (not
intended to be a pun)
in any case you are like me, an aetheist. you just fuck off after you die.
no prolong life-after effects. no ressuruction and no secret-of-life.
so, anyway, mom ballads around the health food products and everything that
goes with it. sincerely, i think some university should offer her a
university degree for it. it's not bad at all, you see, just that investment
in healthcare will contribute to a wealthy advancement in mortality. so i
have a higher chance of living a longer natural life. Malaysia. the country
of congested rain forrest and natural life IS a factor of lacking pollution
and industry discrimination. another plus point to an uncanny life.
then i neither smoke, drink (like a fish) or abuse drugs. plus one.
neither do i hang out in the mamak that food is perilous with bacterias and
inhale sufficient amount of severe 2nd hand smoke. plus one.
unintendingly exercising regularly evokes a primacy touch of health
reliability. whatthefuck!plus one.
silly me of depising junk food because it's just not a habit. sorry. sorry.
plus one.
likewise, it doesn't take a bloke with tangent brain developement like
einstein to understand one plus many ones is many. to build that sort of
intelligence in a rat would be easier than feigning a false call to the
local pizza delivery chap.
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