first of all, i've developed a hate and phobia towards ringing phones, especially my own. bad news always have a way of hooking up with your trendy life through the fucking phone. if my friend had accidentally crashed into a one night stand with some rigid fat lady, they'd fucking drop me a call. if my friend fucked his girlfriend until she ejaculates, they won't even bother to occupy my stale life with such fragrant entertainment. yes, ignore that bloke. just call him to tell him you fucked up your life.
couple of hours ago, the mailman came and drop me some of my summons. yes, MY summonS. exactly ten of it. all for speeding. way to go, Liew. don't be assumptious and label me a rotten fucking street racer. that's more than an insult. those sort of accusation will drive a man into grave faster than cancer.
i do not do street race, you know the one with a larger than pineapple diameter muffler, more skirting than a fucking aeroplane, if the colour of car the were to be equivelant to a person, it'll be a whore at the las vegas boulevard. but so to happen, i dread the minutes a person waste while travelling and i press the accelarator slightly harder than anybody else.
surely there has to be some justification for people like me right? the government isn't punishing the left handers for cultural misfit into the society. then why is the government (or rather the police force) take on full scale effort to demolish us, the people who born with an actual genetic disability to honour the speeding limit?
i think i'll just drive slower. like hog the road and let others in the world suffer for being a pain in the ass on the road. cause traffic jam. delay the perhaps unnecessary time spend on a journey. like some moron who goes 30km/h in the fast lane of a highway.
the traffic jam is not cause by the lacksture of our unplanned traffic routes, mostly, but by a brand of jerks that suspend themselves handsomely on the road while others try to squeeze into punctuality.
all cars lesser than 2.5 litre should never ever be driven into a highway. it's a liablity. pests in a jewelled palace.
my last word, if you see a car trying to hustle very eloquently in the traffic, PLEASE FUCK OFF. you might not know when you need someone else to fuck off for you.
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that fucking traitor
liEw, 18 and since 2002, 270lbs, 5ft, brazilian chinese russian icelander hybrid, black eyes, short black hair, racist, antisocial, semi-alcoholic, ignorant, exhales profanity, black-poetry fanatic
