(Saturday, April 22, 2006)
the blogger.com has banned me from accessing their website. yesterday i sat in the office for 4 hours trying to log into the site but it proved more difficult than having threesome with kate beckinsale and pamela anderson. kate is brunette, pamela is blone. all that jazz, you get the point.
due to incomprehensible internet access, there's basically nothing to do at home. i go out. i go to see friend, i go and take photos of my friends, i go and eat with my friends, most of the time it's just about the friends and nothing else. they are to be the most flexible faculty of companionship you'll ever get, in other words, they mostly (yes, mostly) got your ass covered.
say, you're being robbed at a bank, all that's going in your head is you're hoping for your 'coloured' friend to come with their posse and whack the fucking juice of out that cunt. not because you hate the motherfucking cunt, because, you are entitled to do so with a certain reliable connection here and there. someone knows that someone that knows someone. come to think of it, the nerdy friends of mine should be able to make blogger have the fucking login shit figured out.
other than engaging with hustling and treatening civilians, i've found love. love at first sight. it felt as though it was raining roses and snowing diamonds from the dusting sky when i saw her. caressing her makes me weak and helpless. far more helpless than a snowman waiting for the sun to painfully liquefy the shape of himself. i blushed beamingly when she came out from her cover to introduce herself. no bullshit, no bullshit. ok, it's the sigma 10-20mm lens. fucking wide angle. wider than jenna jameson's cunt or elton john's asshole. if only i have was spared with a few extra cents, i'll bring my one love home. but i don't.
probably i should get some macha's to get it for me. i'm sure they'd love to.
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1:17 PM
that fucking traitor
liEw, 18 and since 2002, 270lbs, 5ft, brazilian chinese russian icelander hybrid, black eyes, short black hair, racist, antisocial, semi-alcoholic, ignorant, exhales profanity, black-poetry fanatic
