(Friday, April 28, 2006)
when i came home last night, i saw fei lee, my sister in law, which is pregnant (yes yes, you're probably prancing about your own space like a fucking toad or kangaroo on a frying pan because i'm about to be an uncle. don't worry, i still hate kids as much. please, get a grip of yourself), reading a neil gaiman book. MY NEIL GAIMAN's CORALINE (it's spelled coraline, not caroline) to be specific. i gave her a what the fuck look.
"Yo, what are you reading?" "A book?" "Neil Gaiman? You can't fucking read Neil Gaiman!!!" "Why?"
i was like thinking, "dude, why the hell must you ask why?"
i don't fucking know why. i do not even know why einstein has fucking weird hair or why indonesians have funny accents. i'm sure as hell not the oracle as much as i am this big retangular super computer where you go to whenever you need to fucking know the secret of life. i have for you, the secret of life is, eat more greens, for fuck's sake.
anyway, so, it's just totally wrong for my brother's unborn child to read these kind of shit. not that i'm implementing neil gaiman's work is shit. just that it's not right. like it's not right to take your poo and drink beer at the same time or it's not right to overdose your girlfriend with laxatives or use Imperial March ringtone for your dad. there's no specific justification for what's right or what's not, but somethings are wrong and you can't really depict it in words solemnly.
don't get me wrong, i hate kids rottenly with passion but i have a thing for pregnant women. i think have this weird idea in my head that pregnant women is in their the most beautiful state in their entire life. just for that divine 9 months of pregnancy. bringing life into the world could perhaps be defined as the ultimate act nobility. (which, then the life turns out to be some loud yelling pain in the ass which coherently murder you slowly but painfully with their unpropotioned sense or logic and beyond par annoyance.)
all that i was trying to indicate is, pregnant people deserve the grandeur of not having any sort of obscene distress in their life. for example, pregnant people should not watch a clockwork orange, instead, national geographic channel. like watching leopards and tigers and elephants. oh fuck all, it's got a impressive number of vulgar scenes too. i think they should just read children's book and listen to mozart then.
look at it this way, it's for the bigger picture...aye?
1:27 PM
that fucking traitor
liEw, 18 and since 2002, 270lbs, 5ft, brazilian chinese russian icelander hybrid, black eyes, short black hair, racist, antisocial, semi-alcoholic, ignorant, exhales profanity, black-poetry fanatic
