(Tuesday, March 21, 2006) General Assistant/Labour/Chauffer Needed!!!
To whom it may/may not concern,
The admin of Liewxxx is looking for a general helper to assist his periodic physical disabilities due to severe left palm and finger injury.
Scopes of work include: 1. Handling all jobs that requires arm movement; driving, writing, typing, blogging, bathing basketball, etc. 2. Handling a heavy digital camera on various occasion and location. Includes mobilisation of camera as well. 3. Looking cunningly smart/hot/amazing/stunning at all conditions.
Minimum requirement: 1. All gender and race. Female preferred. Indians need not apply. 2. Cheerful personality and able to work long hours. 3. Able to understand simple chinese/english instructions. (such as please drive me home, please fetch the file, please type this document for me.) 4. Driving license.
Additional requirement: 1. Applicants should also be able to cope with severe emotion distress caused by constant brutal verbal assult.
Willing to pay handsomely if applicant is of satisfactory repertoire.
4:11 PM
that fucking traitor
liEw, 18 and since 2002, 270lbs, 5ft, brazilian chinese russian icelander hybrid, black eyes, short black hair, racist, antisocial, semi-alcoholic, ignorant, exhales profanity, black-poetry fanatic
