creeping broken maimhouse
(Thursday, December 08, 2005)
the costs of renovating the new place and replacing all the old furnitures for my room is extreme lunacy. everytime you approach a nice bed or a nice couch, do not look at price tag, for the feeling can be summarized as 'like your worst sex ever, multiply by 20'. yes, if that sounds familiar, i copied that from trainspotting. period.
oh no...another buildup of rage-driven post by Liew again. always complaining about everything anything nothing and yadda yadda yadda. never a thankful bitch, that foresee-able Liew.random fact #1: cinnamon is originated from borneo. (fact reliability: high, source: mun)
evidently, it's never a discreet fact that the world has an alignment of mutual conspiracy on me. come on, agree with me that coloured skin people was never embraced as part of the society.
back to the monetary crap, there's nobody to point the finger to when you are dealing with sullen financial issues. i mean, you can't really blame steve jobs for coming out with the sexy iPod nano or the lucious iBook for you to buy. or your deadly encounter with ferocious loanshark today. in the end, you made the slash; lack of discipline on lust and it backfired severely. i've completely understand how some special individuals are always on the opposite site of financial crisis. so i came out with an groundbreaking theory of money saving.
'the emergency funding activation programm(TM)'
1. prior to unwilling ancient financial inconvinience, i came out with an ingenius emergency funding activation programme™. a static fund for dynamic world momentary emergency fund.
first of all, gather all the financial resourses you own. be it blink blinks, unit trusts, stocks, anything at all. if preferably cash. perhaps if you think your grandma's vinyl is valuable, include it as well.
2. step two revolves looking for an eloquent storage device. an empty power milk can or milo can is recommended. continue with shoving everything into the storage device then unify the seal and the container in the highest order of sealant.
3. on a bright full moon night, howl like a pervert, followed dig a 4 feet hole in your front yard, garden (if you do not have access to the mention, use your creativity). throw the can inside when you're sure nobody is prying then bury the container.
4. fast forward, 4 years later - you need money to buy a poh kong gold ring for the fiancee. dig the shit up...WALAH, you've got some dough worthy shit inside. grandma's elvis presley vinyl is now priceless collector's edition asset and you've got 3k worth of decomposed cash and bank statements.
random fact #2: chewing gum gives levative effect. (fact reliability: very high, source: liew)
conclusion: giving back to the society is fun, innit?
