(Saturday, November 12, 2005)
(disclaimer: i'm doing this for a giraffe. fuck all, i'm a sucker for giraffes ok.)
you know hor, i'ma just realised that our lives are basically surrounded by a wave of overexpection leh. because we see movie on the big screen in 1U loh. because we see cinema everything also very perfect ma. the hair is perfect, the body is perfect, everything lah. nabeh, like that we die lah. our police is not like he-man or superman mar, they kena tembak will die wan you know. but in TGV 1U, they cannot die wan, like jackie chan. wahlaueh so we also sohai sohai think malaysia mahtau cannot die wor...sei mou? cibai, they got sibeh keng cop leh!
last time hor, my friend a playboy hor told me he got kiss kiss with this girl belakang of the mamak, then he said no lomantic wan leh. he see people tiu hai in toilet in the tv very syiok wan leh, nabeh he said where got people tiu hai in very very dirty toilet wan? smell a bit already also cannot stem how to tiu hai? but he also say correct la, angmoh in movies tiu hai in toilet got music very very lomantic wan mch, but we all tiu hai toilet in the mamak got people kicking the door la, people yell fuck-fuck outside la, knn. wan some peace and quiet also kenot. cannot wait meh, chun toi?
so the more we see tv, the more we want high-high expectation in live loh. people got snow la, people got big big stars and moon in their sky, go main in the rain cannot get sick wan, chao hai, you try to main in the rain and see, tomorrow sure got fever until like wan to die like that. see, all that hollywood people all got many much money and live in banga-low with swimming poo and we still stay in small small papan house, paying for their cun movies. walaneh, i think it's not fair lo, they live like with many money because they show us a life we kenot have mar. everyday and night also we dream we want to kiss under very big big stars, gf with 36DD, bf got 10 inch lanciao and drive felali.
but knn-mch-pukimak-cibaiiii we never get that wan. chun toi, think already also very sad. like want to kill myself liao.
7:09 PM
that fucking traitor
liEw, 18 and since 2002, 270lbs, 5ft, brazilian chinese russian icelander hybrid, black eyes, short black hair, racist, antisocial, semi-alcoholic, ignorant, exhales profanity, black-poetry fanatic
