(Monday, November 21, 2005)
when it comes to the real world, i actually have more than plenty to rant about. not that i actually prefer some happily ever after bullshit, come to think of it, i love watching disney cartoons on the fucking tele for the happily ever after gibberish.
anyway, the whole point is, the real world doesn't start the moment you first jerk off at a paris hilton (then pamela anderson) home video but more likely to hit you right after you finish college. in my opinion, the real world is just an interpretation of a massive madmen (or women, if you're sexist) gathering. clearly out of alignment on the mental portion of the mind. take for example, i met a rotten wanker this morning who just has got a doctrine to mind fuck random people to earn some demerit for a peaceful night's sleep. for 2 hours, the kook cooked up numerous attempts to drive you bonkers by unfashionably ask you to talk about what you do continuously, in which at the same fucking moment, he pays no attention but keep on saying 'go on...don't stop, what else?'.
enough about one lunatic, then on the afternoon, there's a bunch of stark raving mad engineers whom i think should just put on a fucking wonder women costume to work and call themselves mary or kelly. no offense to all marys and kellys out there but they were rare collection of over-meticulous undecisive mislead morons that knows nuts about everything but still thinks that it'd make the world a better place if they just bake something out of nothing to look great. say if someone tells them giving head to pandas would arouse panda's sex needs, they'd try to show you 20 different ways of giving a blowjob to a panda without validating the facts but won't do it themselves cause panda might just have aids. everyone knows aids come from killer whales, dammit!
then this dumbass bitch who works for nikon but doesn't know what the fuck a product recall means but still sits on the counter, looking disconcertingly but nonchalantly under-informed, what the fuck was she bloody thinking i wonder, probably. employees with infinite repertoire in ignorance will be capped at the back of the fish brain if they were lucky enough to be in china or russia during communist era. but i'd rather tied her onto a banana tree and poke her head every 5 seconds while repeating the facts verbally, simply to scar the goddamn information to her until she finally digs it.
8:14 PM
that fucking traitor
liEw, 18 and since 2002, 270lbs, 5ft, brazilian chinese russian icelander hybrid, black eyes, short black hair, racist, antisocial, semi-alcoholic, ignorant, exhales profanity, black-poetry fanatic