[updated due to load of spelling and grammar blunders]
the most interesting thing that happens once in a pink moon in the international film industry is the arrival of a new superheroin in some trendy tight haute couture. take the lastest superheroin we've been lusting most recently, susan storm. c'mon, fantastic 4 is officially in line with the same repertoire of the worst movie ever made in hollywood. it's shit. but catching a glimpse of jessica alba in that tightsuit basically wooed all men away from burning down the cinema as an godly act to condone such hideous form of entertainment levity. you know, to prevent the movie from causing more pain to the society.
come to think of it, is there any movie with a heroin tight costumes actually worked before? think catwoman (hairy belly). if that isn't an accident, then kissing your best friend's mom when you're half wasted is legitimate, as perilious as it might sound. so does macing your best friend's dad's face cause he was trying to stop you, and your best friend too in that matter. never have mankind come across any catastrophic facemask so un-aerodynamic as the one which they had in catwoman. catwoman supposedly just have to whisper a purr and all man, ranges age 6 months to 95 years old will go weak on their knees and simply surrender themselves to the feline's expense. BUT...no, this catwoman have to fucking grovel on the knees to get something working. WHAT THE FUCK! with a face costume like that, only to way market the movie is by making hairy belly pop 4 sets of tits. and we all know nobody has more than a set of them.
why the hell is the sex kitten black anyway? michelle pfeiffer did perfecly for the same role in batman returns and she 'meowr'ed dammit, and a manly bloke like batman was horny when he encountered that feline-woman-thingy-whatever-dammit. so other than michelle, who could be the next catwomen that permeates 'meowrrrrrr' in her radius and simply engineer an arousing sexual desire for all men? given the the right costume that is...
i think most female political women are suitable. like hildary clinton. or rafidah aziz. or gloria macapagal-aroyo. now that's a tight movie. real life 'hustlerinos' being themselves. except that non of them looks decent enough to make the movie sell. fuck all, having a sort of concrete character and being unintentionally crazy doesn't mean the world loves you. well, i'd rather watch hillary in a that hideous costume than bloody hairy belly. tsk.
p/s - i'd like to see them girls in x-men tights anytime, yo.
3:27 PM
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liEw, 18 and since 2002, 270lbs, 5ft, brazilian chinese russian icelander hybrid, black eyes, short black hair, racist, antisocial, semi-alcoholic, ignorant, exhales profanity, black-poetry fanatic
