overated propaganda unleashed and braced.
(Tuesday, September 13, 2005)
please do not go on if you love kids at any rate. absurd nepotism against kids is apprehended in this post. and yes, i have deteriorated moral values because i think kids are fucking rascals. when batman distastefully invested an unsubstanciate amount of money to build a fucking bat-mobile to look cool it had become a neo-society culture which tormented me into a parallel effort in a life risking saga to procure a
little shit's mobile baby stroller for sue's unborn infant. teoh who generally hate all sorts of living thing except chicks and dogs kindly offered to accompany me to eloquently yield away the
'smartie ass who knocked up someone's 14 years old twin daughters look'. (little fucks = generally all kids)
liew:
oi dinner!teoh: cool, where?
liew:
1U, i know the food sucks but i need to get some little fuck's cart. friend is giving birth.teoh: eh...what did you say again...(a very very long pause)...ohhhhh, little fuck's cart. why...nevermind.
liew:
don't tell me you love kids now.teoh: cool, shopping for little fuck's cart, count me in, how fun.
'hi, can i'm looking for a little fuck's cart!', wonder how they'll look at you.
liew:
uhhhh...they'll just crucify me with their disgusted glare.there were all sorts of baby strollers. there were detachable, fireproof (for smoking parents), and some peculiar types, which we don't know what the fuck for. why the fuck in the world would anyone be bizzare enough to buy fireproof baby trolley? maybe osama bin laden needs it to accomodate and chalet his weapons of mass destruction or rather the US needs it for the war in iraq to dodge bullets? at one point, we saw one cart that was a little shy from 1k. yesterday i thought those bloody carts is like 80 bucks each.
soon after, we're profoundly classify the baby strollers with terms like, 21" O.Z alloy rims, ABS brakes, recaro cushion, sky window, aluminium acceleration paddles, shock absorber, alongside with a big as elephant 'hint' of profanities while exchanging blows of inaccurate assumptions. most certainly we didn't show even an abstract alibi of being a parent at all. the poor sales assistant looked at us like we were gonna give him a
punch-grab-and-run promotion.
come to think of it, i think the whole baby business if a big fucking rip-off. unlucky schmuck dads who work day and night to religiously shower cash into the big endless pit of baby products. personally, i doubt that 80bucks stroller and 1k stroller will contribute much into the growth of the baby. it'll just make the spastic looking parents look a little more socially and financially indulged. appearance matters so they say. practicality comes after that.
anyway, having avant-garde accessories doesn't make any baby potentially less annoying. they're still giving everyone a crude shove up the ass. and there's nothing they're more efficient at.
conclusion: kids are rascals. period.
