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(Wednesday, September 21, 2005)Quick Quiz:
what's sexier than tight black leather vampire chick with explosive weapon and a brit accent?
absofuckinglutely nothing and nothing at all.
what's sexier than tight black leather vampire chick with explosive weapon and a brit accent?
absofuckinglutely nothing and nothing at all.
hoomuthafuckingrayyyy...there's actually a sequel to Underworld. don't you just love vampires movies?
a new neil gaiman's book, anansi boys is out. i just bought it, along with chuck palahniuk's lullaby.
i can't believe there was so fucking many muthafucking cars at 1fuckingUtama just now. for fuck's sake, it's only a fucking wednesday, wedfuckingnesday, dammit! all movies are half price but the crowd was way over the fucking top. don't these groupies have anything better to do on a wednesday night like have play chess at home or gangrape their dogs?
gave the usual 1U-based zoe and joyce a buzz to probe whether the rumour about a bus of blonde playmates took the wrong turn into 1U and accidentally the wind was so strong it blew off all their tops is a fact. to my utmost disappointment, jusco is having a membership sales day. all out for the desperate housewives. everything goes dirt cheap. buy one free twentysomethingfuckingthousand promotion or something like that.
it took 15 minutes to segregate myself from the common aggressive elder jusco shoppers. since when did we pamper a culture that when there's major sale, there's an obligation to go through all the unnecessary boundaries and breach the credit card limit? new motto for the shopaholic civilians, 'sale is good, default price is shitfuckcocksuckingmuthafucker!'.
here's an example on how normal people react to promotional periods:
husband: muthafuckingpuki, why the fuck did you buy half the jusco home, cibaiiiiii pundek sohai tiu-niame sei lo, hai lat, hamkaling lo...!!!
wife: there's a sale darling, everything is cheap.
husband: oh, wow. i love you. let's make love to celebrate!
wife: :)~
oh yeah, that's how shallow we can be. i guess if confucious and yoda was still alive, they'd be gullible and be sprinting there as well. probably kick a few competitor shoppers along the way. we sometimes void our wisdom for an hour of uneloquent contentment. fuck all.
