(Thursday, August 04, 2005)
the morning Deejay in the local radio station, Hitz are wankers. actually, almost all of them deejays in that station are fucking wankers. all of them suffers from this accent confusion syndrome. they can't speak american accent english, but they're trying hard talk with accent because it seems that it's cool (ohhh, fucking look at me, i can speak REAL english!). so they come out with this muthafucking hybrid undefined KILLER accent that sounds a little north brazilian mix with some middle eastern english. accent? - up your fucking ass, wuss.
this other limp dick dumb muthafuck impotent loser in the morning show thinks it's cool to laugh on national radio. he's got this pathetic laughter/chuckle that kills the fucking morning sickness outta your grumpy ass right a-fucking-way. the follow-up after that includes, raise in blood pressure due, heavy mental stress, and disturbing uncontrolable anger. point is, he can suck the livelihood out of the purple dinasour (barney) in less than 2 minutes. - moronic-not-so-funny laughter? - up your ass too.
and the things that was meant to be jokes. it's not funny. NOT FUCKING FUNNY. call me a morbid fuckhead but watching the highlight cricket tournament could be funnier. while others effortless cracks laughter throughout the nation, these 2 particular deejay nontheless make the whole nation want to fucking crack their skulls with their illegal alloy baseball bad. watching their heads being smashed like melons is funny as hell. the supposedly jokes - up your ass where they belong
will someone please kick them on the nuts and tell them they suck already? bad morning shows are a sort of perversion to the country.
conclusion: their jokes, laughter and accent belongs up their ass, the default for rubbish like no other.
6:03 PM
that fucking traitor
liEw, 18 and since 2002, 270lbs, 5ft, brazilian chinese russian icelander hybrid, black eyes, short black hair, racist, antisocial, semi-alcoholic, ignorant, exhales profanity, black-poetry fanatic
