check out what's written in red and don't get caught with your pants on your knees.
fuck all. i lost a bet. tsk.
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anyway, for some twisted reason, Jenny thought my brithday was yesterday. the poor thing sent a messaeg and it goes a little something like someone remember today is someone's birthday. so someone wanna wish that someone happy birthday and may all that someone's dreams come true. happy hatching day, someone. wow. guess i went a little overboard on the birthday date thing. it was 4 months late but yeah, she did remember after all.
and ted, the other part of my favorite couple, called last week to check whether i could make it to a private party in Zouk, Singapore next week. free flow, mind you. dush dush dush dush. bloody hell, all these silly invitation comes right after i told him i'm catching a breath from the sea of alcohol for as long as i can.
truth is, giving yourself a particular period is silly cause all these good shit comes right after you announce your retirement, dude there's this friend of mine is having a private bachelor party with strippers or dude, my uncle's dog got this huge wine cellar and he's outta town for the weekend or ma' homeboy's got this swimming pool filled with whiskey and some playmates are going over for a photoshoot. everyone's got something going on after you told them you quit. what the fuck? anyway, ted drinks like a whale, and won't be fucked till about the final drop, so if ted wants to go drinking, you follow. THE FUCKING PROBLEM IS MY PASSPORT EXPIRED/died/cannot use/fucked, nooooooooooooo! imagine, you can just put your head on the tap and ask the bartender to turn on the tap. Gulp, Gulp, Gulp. i know it's a sign from Up-there that i need to work harder than usual to get some good drink this time 'round.
3:36 PM
that fucking traitor
liEw, 18 and since 2002, 270lbs, 5ft, brazilian chinese russian icelander hybrid, black eyes, short black hair, racist, antisocial, semi-alcoholic, ignorant, exhales profanity, black-poetry fanatic