(Tuesday, August 09, 2005)
oh, finally trainspotting the book and animal farm came today.
trainspotting - the ultimate fiction drug book. animal farm - the ultimate explanition why muthafucking communism won't work. (duh, you work but you dont' get paid, how is it gonna work is exactly not how they explain them)
the last time i got a mail that's not a bill or a desperate attempt to extract money for so-called-charity or some other attempt to hoax me into a religion because if i don't, i'll be barbeque human flambe ala mexicana in eternal inferno of hell or die a fucking painful death i.e. raped by t-rex with that small ass arm or a heart attack while trying to hump a blonde european triplet, was like probably about 10 years back. they don't send you thank you notes anymore.
the delivery guy was in his best uniform today because it's muthafucking monday, all ironed and smelling better than any ordinary sewer in the town. i'm pretty fucking sure he properly aligned himself so that the lighting from the sun optimise his pretty face and the best side of his face is highlighted. the right side that is. after the angle and what not is perfectly propotioned, he put on his million dollar jovial-as-fucking-hell smile and press the door bell.
Ding muthafucka Dong.
little did he know that mom was having a Gun's and Roses Paradise City sing-along moment of in the bathroom, yelling at the top of her voice, disarming every other sound at the 10 feet parameter. unmistakably raising her left hand to form the V-shape with her fingers and at the same time, syncronize her headbangs with the flow of the song, while the silly not-so-jovial-now guy waited outside, attempting to get the best of the doorbell. shower
so he left a note asking me to kindly call him back with a big 'SORRY' written on top of it. blast, i'm outta reading materials again.
and that's why i'm going out for see Jack Daniel, my best friend tonight. he's an awesome bloke, you should meet him.
yeah i forgot, maybe i'll see Jim (Beam) and Johnny (Walker) too.
5:55 PM
that fucking traitor
liEw, 18 and since 2002, 270lbs, 5ft, brazilian chinese russian icelander hybrid, black eyes, short black hair, racist, antisocial, semi-alcoholic, ignorant, exhales profanity, black-poetry fanatic
