(Friday, June 17, 2005) 9.30 am - platonic porn encounter
much to my concern, the hangover actually pushes through a new record (holy fuck) and the mosquito attacks again!
last night, the room was so hot and mosquito population in my room was more than the whole billion from the republic of china. buzzz! buzzz! buzzzzz! bite! muthafucking bite!!! and as much as i hate to, i got the fuck up and fucking aerosol all them bastards to hell or wherever mosquitos go to when they die because they have no religion whatsoever.
it was 4 in the morning, after the catatonic drama of vermin genocide, sahara-like burning room filled with more agent orange toxins to start a world war ala chemical weapon, i checked my downloads while waiting for the air to clear, kylie minogue lingerie video!!!which turns out to be a straight on, no-gibberish lesbo porn. ok, wow. that's not really lingerie. and my basketball video turns out to be a latin porn. that eloquently drove me back to sleep, right away. i passed out while it was still playing. WHERE THE FUCK IS MY BASKETBALL VIDEO, MACAUHAI???
11.00 am - woodstock was not meant to be missed they must have had a culture shock of their lifetime.
these bunch of religious muslims in a van next to my car in a traffic jam saw me headbanging alone in the car, listening to deftones' around the fur. you'll never see so much confusion and puzzlement in someone's facial expression unless you told the person you just slept with that you're HIV postive. they thought i was on e or something. they just kept on staring at me afraid that if they blink, they'll miss a fraction of my deranged act. i was so glad to be in the center of attention, i smiled and winked at them.
11.35 am - if it ain't beer after all i was fucking dehydrated and thirsty when i reached my supplier's office, i went straight to the fridge to get some mineral water. or coke. it was very provoking because the fridge only had ICY COLD CARLSBERG BEER!!! tonnes of them. where is the mineral water??? there was supposed to be mineral water here, or coke. AHHHHHH! hangover...i screamed in agony and went hysterical, in my head.
where's the mineral water? oh, yeah, that, erm, you don't like icy cold beer? *grumbles* not really. i prefer mineral water. thristy as hell. it's in the other fridge. the one that you normally get the ice water from? *shrink* oh, there's TWO FRIDGE IS IT? (cover itu penting!!! haahahhaah)
i need kahluacoffee
9:35 AM
that fucking traitor
liEw, 18 and since 2002, 270lbs, 5ft, brazilian chinese russian icelander hybrid, black eyes, short black hair, racist, antisocial, semi-alcoholic, ignorant, exhales profanity, black-poetry fanatic
