(Wednesday, April 13, 2005)
room was inhabited by a dozen of men in their power suit, power notebook, power underwear and et cetera. all heads turned onto my direction when i entered the room, making my knees weak and feeling as naked as i was only wearing a pink G-string that says 'come fuck me, yeah baby!' on the groin. for fuck's sake, i wasn't late, you guys were early!!! my initial reaction was to maneuver my ass down as soon as possible, then create a subterfudge to cloak myself. it work eloquently because without a notion of levity, they continued the meeting, first friendly gesture the executives slowly unmasked everyone's fault then punish the sinful via public verbal assult. executed perfectly and for the offender emotionally brutal, even if you have the ego of a 15-incher.
while everyone was trying to pry into everyone's closet, i looked almost invincible to them, all of a sudden, all of my attention was zoomed the my ass instead. there was a code red overwriting all the queue in my body function to push deadly smelly-as-fuck gas outta my body. and it went *poooot*!. the good news is that the fart-volume was mirco-decibel so nobody heard jackshit. with the best poker face, i slowly shifted my body, trying hard not be in the gravity of attention. then i farted again *poooot*!. thankfully, the top excutive cracked a joke and i could smile. i smiled through the meeting because i can't fucking stop, even when the air atmosphere was tight. it was a little funny. i farted for 45 minutes non-stop in the meeting room adding contaminated air to the room every 2-3 minutes once. i wonder if anyone of them smelled anything. i did...if anyone were to ask, i'd say, 'whoa, who ar? damn smelly sial!'. cover is important. call me a whore if you like.
In restrospect, did all the deadly biological gas came from the dinner yesterday, eh isobel?
8:49 PM
that fucking traitor
liEw, 18 and since 2002, 270lbs, 5ft, brazilian chinese russian icelander hybrid, black eyes, short black hair, racist, antisocial, semi-alcoholic, ignorant, exhales profanity, black-poetry fanatic
