look at these two pictures and tell me what does these two cutie have in common?
if you're thinking, they's so fucking cute, you wanna huge them, you're either a girl or you're gay. if you're thinking they're fucking ugly, you're just an uptight bastard, you need to chillout. if you thinking what the fuck, man you're one fucking lazy dude. too lazy to think as well. shessh. howfuckingever, if you can't stop thinking how hard you want to whack em' with a baseball bat, dude, you're the man. you deserve every award on earth for intelligence and creativity. if you have couple of cents to spare, go and buy a beer to celebrate.
you see, a koala is as good as a pinata. although it moves it's slow and it's natural habit to hang around a higher than ground level confirms the enigma whether the fucker's a natural target for a drunk man with a stick. like they always say, 'God's got a plan for everybody1.' koala's born to make people2 happy.
now, if only i can prove that if you bat that furry load of mass, candies will come out from the stomach, then something will be named after me. how do you get candies to drop out from the stomach? so everybody, go on, grab a bat and club them hard. not the head, they might get angry or run away for fuck's sake cause they're alive. bat them hard on the stomach where all the candies are. don't kill all of them, leave one or two for me...please!
1in this case, everything 2actually they're made to make MEN happy. since today is international women's day, i have to use people instead. women are bloody troublesome. they never have a men's day to celebrate us being manly.
3:39 PM
that fucking traitor
liEw, 18 and since 2002, 270lbs, 5ft, brazilian chinese russian icelander hybrid, black eyes, short black hair, racist, antisocial, semi-alcoholic, ignorant, exhales profanity, black-poetry fanatic
