(Tuesday, March 22, 2005)
my other post was evaporated. i hate blogspot now. officially. will write a hate mail to them.
i've been packing since the sun went down the two mountain that looks like a women's cleavage till it went underneath it. oh i tell you, it's not easy. it was all about stuffing my outfits into and digging it out of the bag for 304,670 times. check, double check, triple check. in this case, solely to avoid my creative habit of forgetting my towel, every single time. after all the hard work and stamina consuming effort, i realised that i have two (2) setbacks bigger than the titanic itself, or rather the iceberg that it hit.
1) i couldn't find my underwears. i hate to believe that while i quest for the super unsexy lame colored underwear around the perimeter of my house estate, even dug a hole in my garden to see justify whether it was my neighbour's dog, a fucking queer perverted maniac is out there, somewhere under a concrete bridge, having the biggest hard-on of his life exploiting the delicious scent of my underwear. this is not funny. NOT FUNNY!
2) i swear my bag got smaller. everything had fit perfectly into my lagguge before i removed everything to check. even had space for a bottle of whiskey. next thing i know, there's not even space for a pack of condoms. it just fucking shruk. i need an extra bag. maybe it's a sign from God that a bottle of whiskey is not enough so i need the additional luggage specially for it. the word 'whee' is perfect to describe my level of joy now.
3) i know i said two (2) but since i'm at it, i'd love to continue i still can't figure out what sort of clothing i need. some said it's cold, some said not. i sincerely don't wanna look like a bald frozen chicken, shivering like a skeleton on vibrator or die somewhere in the streets of melbourne because of heat stroke.
12:39 PM
that fucking traitor
liEw, 18 and since 2002, 270lbs, 5ft, brazilian chinese russian icelander hybrid, black eyes, short black hair, racist, antisocial, semi-alcoholic, ignorant, exhales profanity, black-poetry fanatic
