(Wednesday, March 02, 2005)
i learnt a few things important facts about life lately.
1. do not try to chat up with anyone next to you when you're running/walking on a treadmill. you can't engage on a conversation and pant like an exited puppy at the same time. unless you have stamina like the humans in jurassic park. looking unreasonably tired makes you appear dumb or like Homer Simpson. going like 'huff huff huff, oxygen! ox'fuckin'xygen!!! please!!!' never does impress girls.
2. do some background check before you flirt with strangers you meet at work. no matter how sexy or great they look. they might be someone you talk to on the phone everyday and knows everyone in your office for fuck's sake. even if they look like nicole kidman. or pamela anderson. or both.
3. always have backup plans because your parents might ditch you anytime to visit their homies and not cook dinner at home. eating out is bad when you're dirt broke.
4. never say cibai out loud while everyone in the office is looking at you. people will have this impression that you're a very vulgar person. when you're vulgar, they don't want to have direct eye contact with you.
5. mcdonald opens till late and coffee bean doesn't. mamak is open for 24 hours.
6. never wash your car cause it'll rain heavily 5 minutes after.
3:58 PM
that fucking traitor
liEw, 18 and since 2002, 270lbs, 5ft, brazilian chinese russian icelander hybrid, black eyes, short black hair, racist, antisocial, semi-alcoholic, ignorant, exhales profanity, black-poetry fanatic
