(Thursday, February 17, 2005)
saying that i hate wedding dinners would be an understatement.
someone is actually crazy enough to invite me to his wedding dinner, my first ever invitation.
there's no bachelor party however. that means no motherfucking stripper jumping out from big cake, no alcohol cause he's a vegetarian, no meat in that matter too, no hot chicks around cause hot chicks doesn't go wedding party, nobody to go with cause invitation says, LiEw ONLY!how thoughtful of him
i don't hate wedding parties just because of all the kangaroo & horse shit i mentioned, not because i accidentally humped the bride silly in a club two weeks ago. fact is, i haven't met the bridegroom for the last 4 fucking years. that's 1460 days. saw him a few weeks back, then POOF! i got the wedding invitation last night.
i strongly believe that marriage ceremony should be strictly restricted to close friends and family only. not some dude that went missing for years and didn't bother to contact you, ever. maybe he didn't really get the message. i knew i should have tell him straight on the face, dammit!
prejudice aside, i'm gonna sing the wedding toast here with my imaginary Don Perignon. Yee Hong, you've going to be a jackass, no, seriously. may your sex be hotter than what i saw in paris hilton sex video and i sincerely wish you marriage will be as firm as the great wall of china, if ever you have difficulties, think of the love you have for her at this very minute, and don't call me, i don't really like you. i'm not joking. however, i'm honored to be invited. congratulations!
4:51 PM
that fucking traitor
liEw, 18 and since 2002, 270lbs, 5ft, brazilian chinese russian icelander hybrid, black eyes, short black hair, racist, antisocial, semi-alcoholic, ignorant, exhales profanity, black-poetry fanatic
