best friendster testimonial.
(Thursday, February 03, 2005)
andrew's friendster testimonial. lotsa of respect to the
guy who wrote this.
ketuk ketuk buka pintu
nampak pempuan andrew lari dulu
kotek keras macam batu
siap botak dicukur bulu
ambik angin di tepi pantai
nampak andrew tengah bersantai
buntut ditayang terjuntai juntai
megundang perampuan tetek berantai
dapat pempuan diajak ke bilik
kotek diramas sambil dijentik
suka main style yang pelik pelik
satu yang pasti dia ni gila tetek
bapak lu bodoh tak pandai tilik
mak gua cantik mak lu tak cantik
tetek cantik tetek yang pelik
dia minat tetek yang macam betik
boya kasha wak wak
his one n only lawak
mulut dia ni mulut kerewak
serupa macam biawWWwak
tetek mak lu masak kari
jangan lupa tambah cili
nampak andrew jangan lari
kasi lepuk berkali kali
perut buncit dijilat hantu
dijialt sambil dicucuk ngan garpu
main pempuan andrew nombor satu
tetek dan nonok semua disapu
goncang goncang atas kayu
angan angan main mak U
muka dah la macam ikan puyu
all i can say is FUCK YOU!
i'm so proud to announce that i know the guy who wrote this. last time i saw him, i was infected with 90% drug and 10% stupidity. he and steph made me jump in public shouting 'i fucking won!, i muthafucking won you sohai,s. loser, pundek...'. oh that was awful. dude, you rawk! no, seriously.