some particular individual enjoying his own time and was shot because of it.
(Saturday, January 29, 2005)
in new york, some blonde chick is having the best shag of her life now. all because she went to a new hairstylist on last thursday and got a new haircut. not to mention a hot date right too. 'if only she is a guy', she thought...
in africa, the kid's father is trying to explain to him the difference between a rhino and an elephant. he thinks that it's a same cause they all love water. that was before the dad slapped him for the 56th time.
in iraq, us generals are having another secret meeting in their dark-with-only-1-light-rambo-type-basement-level-room. magically, they know that nex big plan is to shove a 5 kilo durian (if they know what it is) up a terrorist's ass. some random guy suggested mango instead of durian.
in malaysia, the land where nothing ever happens and the grass is green and the sea is blue, sky is hazy and monkeys like to stare at cars at the side of the road, a young little boy is dreaming of hot latinas in swimsuit giving him a lap dance. then the little boy's phone rang.
lil boy's pink phone: you wanna makan?
lil boy: no. i'm sleeping.
lil boy's pink phone: oh. bye.
so the little boy continued dreaming about sweaty latina's although not quite the same anymore for 10 seconds before his muthafucking phone goes off again. sms. it goes a little something like this.
squash? sorry la bro, don't despise me. hate will do. you have better things to do than sleep mar.
and this
i got an idea, you know planes...boeing 747 and all? you car can be doink 7877. install a horn that goes moo moo. damn nice wei! followed by it seemed a pretty good idea i got inspiration when i was throwing something into the rubbish bin.so i figured it must MEAN something right?
so poor lil' boy tried to ignore all the nonsense and went back to sleep. in his dreams, the hot latinas changed into transvestite with beard. wow. so poor little boy woke up, shivering, so scared he almost pissed in his pink coloured boxers.
3:48 PM
that fucking traitor
liEw, 18 and since 2002, 270lbs, 5ft, brazilian chinese russian icelander hybrid, black eyes, short black hair, racist, antisocial, semi-alcoholic, ignorant, exhales profanity, black-poetry fanatic
