plagued
(Wednesday, January 19, 2005)
knock knock
who the fuck???
virus!
virus who?
fever virus...
what the fuck, get the fuck away yo', you lil' shit
i'm coming in whether you like it or not!
fuck my ass, if you can, get on in...
so fever virus broke the door and screwed my army of white bloody cells and came in anyway. not only did he fuck with my ass, he raped me like i'm his whore.
considering that i slept 20 hours yesterday, my eyes still hurts. actually the whole body aches like i've been thrown onto a washing machine. feels like the body is all tangled up.
however, falling sick somehow gives you an alternative outlook to things. for instance, i'd like to be a cat. you see, cats seldeom call sick, more like once in every 2-3 years. moreover, all they do is to look busy, sleep last but not least, keep yourself clean. when kitty's hungry, it goes a lil
meowwwwz. then it gets fed. not getting fever viruses alone makes me wanna be a pussy so much...
then at the same time, i wanna be Her Majesty's No.1 spy, James Bond, minus the
martini, shaken not stirred part. fuck it, i'm having JD. bloody englishmen. well, despite the lack of love for martini, i wanna be him because James Bond doesn't fall sick either. have you ever seen Mr. Bond said (in heavy english accent), 'fuck those bloody terrorist's ass hair. can't you fucking see i'm on my sick leave you fucking bureaucrats, now leave me alone while i drink my martini, shaken, not stirred'. well, actually not only does Bond doesn't get fucking sick, that pimp also happens to have the nicest ride in town (yeah what the fuck!!!) and the best looking babes (black, white, russian, chinese, japs, and many more. his penis is more UN than un itself) in town just because he speaks in an accent we find it hard to understand. which explains why so many people wants to kill him so much, including me.
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instead of sleeping, i went net surfing for a change today. i found something very interesting. The
worst and
best movie of 2004. in my case, the worse movie of 2004 is only between Alexander and Catwomen. 'ass'lexander is by far the worse movie ever made, an i'm sorry didn't listen to ju shin. i was smart enough not to watch catwomen. the bloody custume looks unattractive, somehow unaerodynamic and really fucking dumb, what more sexy? if i had the budget for a movie like that, i'd make it into a softcore porn (if it's hardcore, even better) and cast pamela anderson as catwomen. see, pamela anderson spells meow, not some black chick in weird custume. to make the movie sell better, i'd probably call it
pussygirl: before the meow. some people's got the right material but absolutely marketing. dumbass.
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got some good news for all the trance/dance fans out there. there's a really really good web-portal that plays trance tracks 24 hours. the better news is, there's more than 1 channel so there's more than enough of genres which you can handle. if you have iTunes, you can even view the song name. so, click on the link <
di.fm>. long live trance...
