how can a weekend be fucked so easily, what the fuck's happening to my tummy, now i can't have any yummies
(Sunday, December 05, 2004)
Things fall down. People look up. And when it rains, it pours
i WAS supposed to have a good fucking amazing weekend, then...
Friday night initial plan was to have dinner with Jon in passion cause he claim the food there is pretty good. alrighty, cool, tummy's gonna be flooded with lots of delicious yummies. drinking will probably be later if anyone else calls.
then i had sit my ass at home cause mommy's home alone. my bro who's always home went to friend's bar opening night. sheesssshhh, fucking shit, this is not alright at all. staying at home on friday night is illegal if you're under 30 25 year old. anyone old than 35 year old should stay home on weekend to look after their children, if they're not married, they should just sit their fat bloody shapeless ass at their crib and rot and wait for prince charming to come and give them THE KISS. my point is, young dude like me should be shot for staying home on a friday night.
Saturday night again, i planned to eat till i bloat or till my stomach explodes and splash half-digested food at anyone within a 5 meter perimeter (which ever comes first) to mend up for whatever shit i missed last night. my dad's back and my aunts are around so mommy's got her own company. perfect. to add some cream to the cake, there's a football show in Souled Out. then i had to have diarrhea. are you laughing yet? i was already making my way to zoe's place, then suddenly my tummy started aching. i had to endure the being-jabbed-repeatedly-by-tyson type of pain on my stomach through a traffic jam which made me sweat like a pig. then i cannot tahan anymore, (this is the part where you play irritatingly tense music), i didn't shit in my pants dammit, i had to stop at a petrol station to take a dump. could hardly walk when i reached the petrol station. then i took a crap when i reached zoe's place again. it was awful cause my stomach is still hurting and my ass felt like i've been gang-raped 7,308,718 times, by a bunch sexually-addicted ill-brained gay morons (or just simply naked sexy blonde playmates with HUGE LONG pink dildos) , non stop. so i called the night off, went home and watch football on astro. my tummy didn't even make a noise when i reached home.
p/s - it was a lil' funny innit? it's NOT
8:03 AM
that fucking traitor
liEw, 18 and since 2002, 270lbs, 5ft, brazilian chinese russian icelander hybrid, black eyes, short black hair, racist, antisocial, semi-alcoholic, ignorant, exhales profanity, black-poetry fanatic
