(Thursday, December 16, 2004)
i don't know about you all but the end of the year is coming and there's nothing more important than PARTYING now. yes, it's all about the party. whatever red, white, green, blue wine, 40 years scotch whiskey, russian vodka, japanese sake (my personal opinion, this is a lil too much), indian tiger/snake blood, monkey's piss, rhino's shit, jackass, anything, anything that could get you high at all, get out from under your bed cause it's time to start training for THE PARTY. you wanna be the champion of the party, the emperor of the drinking kings. now it's time to prove yourself that you're the UNDRUNKABLE dude/babe. if you think that's cool that is. you wanna last through all the parties till new year without pucking right on the face of the sexy yummy hot mama you went party with or certainly not your blurry vision tells you that the osama look-alike as a hot blonde chick, make it 2 hot blonde twin chicks. the key to conquering alcohol overdose to some still remains a mystery. some said understanding the dynamics of fluid mechanics or the theory of relativity is a piece of cake compared to it. pfahhhh...it's not that hard actually. practice makes perfect. that's the key. start drinking heavily now!!! bullfuckingshit. if you can't friggin drink (pussy!!!), you can't friggin drink (pussy!!!). like me!
well, that's not what i wanted to say actually. what i'm trying to say is that no matter how much you practice, you're still gonna be completely hammered by the end of the party. flat out. like fuck if you tell me that you have the determination and will power. like always, the next day you're gonna wake up with a great headache, feeling very awkward in the tummy and a surplusing dehydration.
so what i can offer is some tips on how to cure a hangover. very useful in-depth information. i think it might work actually. some information that i wish i had my hands (or eyes) on 4 years back. too late to be my savior though...fuck. thanks Stephanie!
p/s - vomitting all over the sexy bitch you went to party with doesn't make her dress transparent.
8:35 PM
that fucking traitor
liEw, 18 and since 2002, 270lbs, 5ft, brazilian chinese russian icelander hybrid, black eyes, short black hair, racist, antisocial, semi-alcoholic, ignorant, exhales profanity, black-poetry fanatic
