you wanna get married?

(Sunday, November 28, 2004)

1. Do you have a target on when u should get married?
when i'm old enough. when i have enough fun. when i accidentally knocked someone up. ops!

2. When someone says 'marriage', what's the FIRST thing that pops into ur mind?
fucking hell, there goes my weekend. fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck...

3. To you, what's the scariest thing about marriage?
wedding dinner - karaoke, drunk ah peks, yam seng, fat bride, basically everything and anything!

4. Who would be the first person u invite at ur wedding except for family?
erm, people whom i respect. people who can behave!

5. If a really really REALLY rich n famous guy/girl that you just met yesterday asked you to marry him/her, what would u say?
i'm your ho' baby!!! yeah! wicked!!!!

6. What if ur boy/girlfriend asked u the same question TODAY?
i'll tell her i can't hear jack shit if we were on the phone and pretend nothing happened if she ask in person and if she insist, i'll just keep quiet and give her a 10 cent smile

7. What do u think is the best part about getting married?
getting wasted on the dinner party. oh, not to forget the bachelor party as well...

8. Color of wedding dress?
ask the women, not me. i'll wear tee and jeans if they allow

9. City or Suburbs?
anywhere. it doesn't matter cause i won't be happy anyways!

10. How many children?
i'm not gonna make my life more miserable

11. Honeymoon?
lots of sex.

12. First anniversary gift?
bak kut teh dinner/lunch/breakfast

13. Name of first child?
like i said, as if getting married is not bad enough, now you wanna talk about children...tsk tsk...

14. Only people with no feelings dont cry at their wedding. Are you one of them?
i'd be crying all right. there goes my freedom, there goes...holy fuckkkkkkkk

15. Finally, you got any specific date about when to have ur wedding?
erm, NO!

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