this is not funny.
(Monday, November 01, 2004)
i'm running dry, i've been reading some of my past posts and i think my entries has been pretty redundant. here's what i've been writing about:
sleep-eat-wank-sustaining injury-eat-sleep-wank-sustaining injury-2pac-cussing-sleep-wank-eat
this is getting boring. been trying to figure out some interesting stuffs that i can write about but my head's empty. other than a few personal occasions which i don't really want to talk about, nothing intestesting has been happening.
so i came out with this idea of something i find interesting...dating. guys normally try hard to impress girls on the first ever date. picking her up with your jaguar, giving her flowers or candies, fancy dinner, jazz music, and other boring typical boring boring muthafuckin boring shits. come on, i think everyone's been on a fancy dinner with some other dude before unless you really hit the jackpot and the chick's a date-virgin. date-virgin my ass! (or patootieee) so i thought here's 5 things i would really like to try on a first date.
1. body surfing!
just imagine, linkin park/korn/deftones/whoever is rocking and you're way up there, you're just laying down, enjoying the music, chilling out, while being transported to wherever the wave of hands brings you to. yeah, that fucking rocks. well, you'll probably lose the chick halfway through destination. look at the bright side, you could easily pick one up in a rock concert. as for the girl, too bad, take a cab or walk home ok? i'll call after i got rid of the hangover...
*well, so the first idea didn't go well, you can't just leave the girl like that, you need to give her some dough for the cab or at least call her and tell her you're humping someone behind the bush so she won't be waiting
2. red
this is gonna be a lil' crazy. ok, you pick her up with your big ass jaguar limo and you go for fancy dinner, make sure you eat a lot cause you'll be going through some hardcore action later. might make you a lil dizzy and tired. (oh please, for one fucking moment, try not to think of sex sex sex) you go the hospital (some 5-star hospital would be advisable) to donate blood. just to prove to her how strong, 'man', and how loving you are (i don't just wanna screw you, i wanna screw you and do good to the society)! she might be scared (yes dude, molest her what else?) and you might too (pussy, bapuk!!!) but it's for the good of human kind so just fucking do it...
3. doing something fresh
what better way to make the night memorable doing something interesting. example? what the fuck? arghhh, you know rollercoaster, go-cart, surfing, rock-climbing (you must be really stooopid if you thought web surfing) weed, e, sweet mary jay. the idea is just something fresh. and please dudes, playing counter strike with your homies is not something fresh...
4. makan! (eat)
don't get me wrong. makan
ing here doesn't mean those fancy restaurants with a jovial smiling bow-tie waiter, but some hawker stall with rude attitude, table so fucking dirty, you don't even want to lean your hands on, cockroach's playground...well, look at the brighter side, the food is good and you can leave as soon after you're done eating cause if you don't, you can learn some profanities from hawker dude. i'm sure he won't mind cussing at you...
5. picnic
well, go to the beach with a picnic basket and... *yawn*...zZzzzzzz
