(Tuesday, August 03, 2004)
guess what? (well, if you have brain i think you could have guessed it!)
yes, i'm having my convocation. in about a week's time. i don't know what everyone else thinks but i think me graduating is a fucking MIRACLE. the weirder part is, i'm graduating with a 3.07 CPA. (which is pretty low but it's more than enough for a bum like LiEw)
i was just re-calling things i did when i was in university. then i had this breakthrough, you know, a formula to help people graduate with a good result. these are the things i did and i assume my results was pretty alright so i HAVE to share it with everyone...aye?
ALCOHOL WORKS!!!
first all of, you need to start drinking heavily. i mean you don't have to get DRUNK but you must be high all the time. you'll be able to concentrate more on what the lecturer is saying or not (well, not like you'll be listening to him anyways right? might as well just stay high for the rest of the time in uni). in other words you have some drinking macha(s). they're the people who makes sure you get enough alcohol in your system, otherwise, you need to have more before they allow you to do your work or go to classes. well, alcohol also equal to party. you tend to dance in parties so you chat up with some chicks there. (well, if you're high, everyone's a chick so you don't have to worry about not having chicks in the party). as a result, you'll exercise and also improves your oral skills. (important for presentation)
CLASSES TO ATTEND
if you think going to class helps, you're wrong! you need to skip as much classes as posible. come on, if you don't have enough rest after constant partying and drinking, how the hell are you gonna concentrate on what the guy in front is trying to tell you, right? make sure you have lots of rest before you can go to classes. meaning - do not attend any classes when you can see the sun!
ORGY!
well, i don't know what it's really for but it sounds really fun. what could something so fun be bad right?
ATTENTION
the best way to get good grades is to get the lecturer's attention. how the hell you gonna score if he ain't know who the fuck you are? you need to get some fucking attention. be late for classes, talk back at him and etc etc. if he sends you home halfway during the class, he loves you, he wants you to rest more.
i guess that's a few things you need to do in order to to graduate with distinction
good night
LiEw
8:11 PM
that fucking traitor
liEw, 18 and since 2002, 270lbs, 5ft, brazilian chinese russian icelander hybrid, black eyes, short black hair, racist, antisocial, semi-alcoholic, ignorant, exhales profanity, black-poetry fanatic
