M U T A T I O N
(Wednesday, July 14, 2004)
last week, i think i went to the bank 3 times, or was it 4. i can't really remember.
i needed to get a credit card but i can't really get one yet so i have to ask my dad to give me a supplementary card. then the bank people told me i got the wrong form. i was in kepong, and have to go all the way to PJ to that bank. alright, no biggie, i'll just have to get the right form.
since my paycheck is also issued in the same bank, i thought it would be great if i have a bank account in that particular bank. a current account in that matter. then bank people told me i need to get someone to recommend me. ok, no biggie again, i need my paycheck dearly.
so i went back again, get my bro to sign for my form, got everything ready, went back to the bank. this time, everything is enough. well, of course that's good news but they need to search some database to make sure i am not broke or something. duh! alright, no biggie, that will take 2 days. i got a little pale after that. i've been staring at my paycheck for 1 fucking week and i can't spend my money. no biggie, i can wait.
2 days later, i want back to the bank, got my account and everything settled. they asked me to get my ATM card, e-banking stuffs and my cheque book from another counter. alright, (i was like so fucking happy, i don't know how to express myself). when i got the other counter, the bank girl told me
1) ATM card out of stock (alrighty, no biggie, i still have a cheque book and e-banking)
2) They can't issue the cheque book yet. (still no biggie, i can transfer my money via e-banking)
3) no e-banking cause there's no officer to sign my shit.
then the weirdest thing happened. i felt a slight chill in me. then before i can say fuck, my muscles was erecting. i could feel nothing but anger. my muscles were erecting so much it tore my shirt. my eyes turned red, my skin was turning green. yes people, i turned in the mighty HULK and started manacing all the bank staff without mercy. i bit their heads off, maim the rest of their body, threw cars to the other side of the road, take some cash then jump off...
people, of course that didn't happen. i just said 'fuck, not again. god damn muthafucking hell. fuck, fuck fuck', and left. i know, i am useless
LiEw
